Demoman responses

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General Responses

After killing more than 2 enemies in 20 seconds

• "Oh, they're gonna have to glue you back together...IN HELL!"
• "Don' fret, boyo. I'll be gentle!"
• "How's that feel, ya blockhead?"
• "Ye great, lactating wet nurse!"
• "Bloody brilliant!"

After killing more than 5 enemies in 20 seconds

• "You're all bloody dead!"
• "In your language, eat lead lassies!"
• "All yah dandies prancin' aboot with ya heads full of eyeballs."
  • Listen

Kill assist

• "We did it, mate!"
• "I didn't need ye help ya know."

Domination of a single opponent

• [Laughter]

Domination of two opponents

• [Gleeful Laughter]

Domination of three or more opponents

• [Gleeful Laughter]

Revenge kill

• "They're goin' to bury whats left of ye in a soup can!"
• "I had me good eye on ye the whole time!"

Teleportation

• "Thanks fer the ride!"
• "Thanks, lad!"

Healed by Medic

• "Aye, thanks doc!"
• "Thank ye, doctor!"
• "Thanks, doc!"

Capturing Intelligence/Control point

• "Keep it up, lads!"
• "Guts and glory, lads!"
• "Now it's our flippin' point, hahah!"
• "Aye, that's the way ye do it! Hehah!"
• "Time to get bluttered!"
• "That'll teach 'em!"

Attacking, Control Point Unoccupied

• "Stand on the bloody point ya half-wit!"
• "Stand on the point ya git!"

Defense

• "That was my point you were standin' on!"
• "Next time you'll bloody ask before you stand on my point."

Match start

• "Leeeeet's do iiiiit!"
• "Get 'am, Boyos!"
• "Hae at 'em, lads!" (Translation- "Have at them, lads!"
• "Freeeedooooom!"
• "Kill 'em aall!"
• "Aigheaght's the way to do it!" (Drunken Slurring)
• "Come on!"

Match win

• "We...did it."
• "Iluvevery, single... one of ye...not you." (Drunken Slurring)
• "Imagine if I hadn't been drunk!" [Nervous Laughter]
• "We did it, hehah!" [Exasperated Breathing]
• "See? I told ye they were a buncha' wee lasses!"
• "I don't think they saw that one comin'!"
• "If I wasn' the man I was i'd kiss ye!" (Drunken Slurring)
• "It's a fine thing, lads, heheh."

Match loss/Sudden death

• "Boooooooo!"
• "Hsssssss!"
• "I'm drunk- you don't have an excuse!" (Drunken Slurring)
• "I feel like every bone in me body's broke!"
• "I did what I could!"
• "Ooooh, I've realllly hit rock bottom." (Drunken Slurring)
• "Thankfully I already don't remember this." (Drunken Slurring)
• "Bloody Hell!"
• "Buck up, lads! We'll get 'em next time."
• "I almost joined their bloody team!"
• "We're a sorry buncha' losers!"

Match draw

• "That wasn't supposed ta' happen!"
• "Aye, what just happened?"
• "Ugggghhh..."
• "Ya' bleedin' idiots!"

Set on fire

• "Fiiiireeeeeeeee!"
• "Fire, fire, fire!"
• "I'm burnin'!"

Class-Specific Reponses

Badly wounded

• "Oh, that smarts."
• "Oh that's sore.

Bottle kill

• "Aye, me bottle o' scrumpy!"

Sticky bomb kill

• "-and that's what you get for touching that."
• "You appear tae hiv' trodden on a mine!" (Mock Surprise)
• "Bloody hell, those ones were my favourites!"
• "Let that be a bloody lesson to ye."
• "Couldn't ye see the bloody bombs?" (Rhetorically)

After blowing up an Engineer's building(s)

• "Kablooie!"
• "Ka-boooom"

Unassigned Responses

• "Ohh, I'm gonna beat ya so hard, you'll have a twitch!"
• "I'm gonna be all over ya like shingles!"
• "You're makin' me very cross!"
• "I'm gonna blast ya into thin gruel!"
• "Oh they're gonna find ya all dead in the alley with cats lickin' at ch'ya!"
• "Not one of ya's going to survive this!"
• "Oooohhh, I'm gonna liquefy ya!" (silently)
• "I'm gonna strangle you with mah bare hands!"
• "I'm gonna stick me thumbs in yer eyes and hang on 'till yer deid!"
• "All ya fine dandies prancin' aboot with yer heads full of eyeballs!"