Heavy responses

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General Responses

After killing more than 2 enemies in 20 seconds

• "So much blood!"
• "Ooohhhh, run, ruuuuun- I'm coming for you!"
• "What sick man sends babies to fight me?"
• "I feel alive!"
• "You are going to need much bigger guns!"
• "I think you need more men!"
• "You! Yes, you! You are dead!"
• "Waaaaaaaahhh, waaaaaaaaaaahhh (mock-crying)"
• "I am amused by entire itsy-bitsy teeny team!"

After killing more than 5 enemies in 20 seconds

• "All of you are DEAD!"
• "You are so small, it's funny to me!"
• "Keep crying baby!"
• "Who touched my gun?!"
• "I was told, we would be fighting MEN!"
• "Who sent all these babies to fight!?"
• "Entire team is baby!"
• "CRY SOME MORE!"

Kill assist

• "We make good team!"
• "Досвидания!" ("Dosvidanya!" Translation: "Goodbye!")

Domination of a single opponent

• [Laughter]
• "Go run home to mama!!"
• "I'm going to kill you and kill you and kill you!"
• "Little, little man!"
• "You are no match for me!"
• "Go ahead and cry, baby."
• "You cannot hide, coward."
• "Run home to mama!"
• "Hide coward, I will find you!"
• "I have squashed you like bug!"
• "I have plan for you: more pain.
• "I am coming for you, again!"
• "I promise you pain without end."
• "You cannot beat me!"
• "The burning you feel? It is shame.
• "You are dead, not big surprise."
• "Killing you is full time job now."

Domination of two opponents

• [Gleeful Laughter]

Domination of three or more opponents

• [Maniacal Laughter]

Revenge kill

• "You mean nothing to me now."
• "Your luck runs out."
• "Let this be lesson for you."
• "Never, never, make me angry."
• "You are no so good as you think."
• "You feel shame, yes?"
• "I should have done this long ago!"
• "Did you think you could beat me?"
• "Did you think I would forget you?"
• "Oh no, you I do not forget!"
• "I think you should fight someone much, much smaller."
• "Do you remember me now?!"
• "Next time, pick on someone your own tiny-baby size!"
• "I am not done with you yet!"
• "This is just the beginning, of the pain I will cause you."

Teleportation

• "Engineer is credit to team!"
• "Thanks for ride!"
• "Was good trip!"

Healed by Medic

• "You are great doctor!"
• "I LOVE this doctor!"
• "Thank you, doctor!"

Capturing Intelligence/Control point

• "It was long trip."
• "I kill many cowards for that."
• "Not usually my job, but....heheheh."
• "Come, knock me off it!"
• "Ours now!"
• "Come, take it back!"

Attacking, Control Point Unoccupied

• "Get on point, stupid!"
• "Fight on the point!"
• "Come to point!"
• "Get on the point!"

Near Payload, unaided

• "Stay near tiny cart!"
• "Stay close to cart!"
• "All must come to cart!"
• "Join me at bomb cart!"
• "Bomb is friend! Come, visit friend!"

Payload moving backwards, Heavy defending

• "Mush team! Mush!
• "We send itsy-bitsy cart back home!"
• "Is our cart now!"
• "Good job, everyone!"
• "We must return cart!"
• "Yes! We push cart back!"
• "We push cart back."

Payload moving backwards, Heavy attacking

• "Cart goes wrong way!"
• "Nooooooooo!"
• "Little men steal our cart!"
• "Agh! Cart is gone!"
• "Baby team has cart!"
• "Other team has cart!"
• "No! Cart moves wrong way!"

Payload moving forwards, Heavy defending

• "Get to cart, men!"
• "We must stop little cart!"
• "Ooooh Noooooo! Little cart is moving!"
• "Argh! Where is cart going?"
• "Aiiieeghh! Where is cart going?"

Payload moving forwards, Heavy attacking

• "Keep pushing!"
• "Keep pushing tiny cart!"
• "Forward glorious cart!"
• "Keep going!"
• "Everyone, PUSH!"
• "Puuuuush!"
• "Go!"
• "Push, Push the cart!"
• "Go, go, давай!" ("Davai!" Translation: "Come on!")
• "Go, go, push the cart!"
• "Everyone, push cart!"
• "We must all push!"
• "Push cart!"
• "Do not fear bomb! Push!"
• "Push bomb-cart, MOVE!"
• "Onward, great bomb-cart!"
• [Sings] (Mily Balakirev's Song of the Volga Boatmen)
• [Sings] (Mily Balakirev's Song of the Volga Boatmen) "PUSH!"
• [Sings] (Mily Balakirev's Song of the Volga Boatmen) "Come on!"

With Payload not in motion, Heavy defending

• "Stand next to little cart!"
• "Stand by little wagon!"
• "We stop little cart!"
• "Come to bomb-wagon!"

With Payload not in motion, Heavy attacking

• "Bomb-cart will not push self!"
• "We must push little cart!"
• "Argh! Cart is not moving!"
• "Bomb has stopped!"

Match start

• "I am giant!"
• "Here I come!"
• "Run, cowards!"
• "Hide cowards!"
• "Raaaaaaaaagh!"
• "Yaaaaaaaaaaaagh!"
• "I liiiiive!"
• "So much blood!"

Match win

• "Yeeesss!"
• "Ouuuuugh!"
• "Dahahahaaa!"
• [Sings] (Chopin's Piano Sonata No. 2 in B-flat minor, Op. 35 "Funeral March")
• [Sings] (Mily Balakirev's Song of the Volga Boatmen) "Come, sing with me!" [Continues singing]
• "We are killers!"

Match loss/Sudden death

• "Boooooooo!"
• "Aaaaaaagh!"
• "Stupid, stupid, stupid!"
• "Ohhhhhhh!"
• "Waaaaugh, it is sad day!"
• "Which one of you is crying?"
• "Daaaagh, too many little men on this team!"
• "Tell me, where did we go so wrong?"
• "How could this happen?"

Match draw

• "We lose, but they do not win?"
• "Everyone loses! Hahaha!"
• "Awwwww...."

Set on fire

• "Fiiiree!"
• "Fire, fire, fiiiiire!"
• "I'm burn!"
• "My flesh, IT BURNS!"
• "Agh agh, FIRE FIRE!"

Class-Specific Responses

After destroying an Engineer's building(s)

• "I destroy coward toys!"
• "More rubble, less trouble!"
• "Dakka-dakka-dakka-dakka-da-Kaboom-Kaboom!" (Khachaturian's Sabre Dance)

ÜberCharged

• "Now is coward-killing time!"
• "I am bulletproof!"
• "Get behind me, doctor!"
• "Time to hide cowards!"
• "It's good time to run cowards!"

After firing the Minigun continuously

• Beeeeehhhhh!
• Uwaaaaaaah!
• Wahahahahaha!
• Cry some more!
• "Vzzzzzt! [Mimics Minigun noise] Wahahahaaaaaa!"

After a kill with the Fists

• "Hah!"
• "Pow! Haha!"

After eating a Sandvich

• "Ahh, so filling! Hahaha!"
• "Moist and delicious! Hehaha!"
• "Sandvich make me strong!"
• "I am full of sandvich, and I am coming for you!"
• "Sandvich and I are coming for you!"
• "Don't run! It's just ham!"
• "Baloney is perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards!"
• "[singing] Saww-ndvich, sandwich!"
• "[singing] Me and my... sandwich."
• "What was that sandvich? "Kill them all"? Good idea! Hahaha!"
• "Look at you tiny-itty-bitty men running from sandvich!"
• "You are a loose cannon sandvich, but you are a damn good cop!"
• "[singing] Sandvich and me going to beat your ass!"
• "Kill them all! Hahaha!"
• "Run from the sandwich!"
• "Baloney! Hahahaha!"
• "That vas delicious!"

Unassigned Responses

• "[Laughs] Look at your little baby guns!"
• "All of you are babies!"
• "I hear someone building diaper changing station!"
• "Go ahead! Build your tiny gun then run!"
• "You are going to need much bigger guns!"
• "Хорошо!" ("Horrosho!" Translation: "Excellent!")