Heavy responses

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Contents 1 General Responses 1.1 After killing more than 2 enemies in 20 seconds 1.2 After killing more than 5 enemies in 20 seconds 1.3 Kill assist 1.4 Domination of a single opponent 1.5 Domination of two opponents 1.6 Domination of three or more opponents 1.7 Revenge kill 1.8 Teleportation 1.9 Healed by Medic 1.10 Capturing Intelligence/Control point 1.11 Attacking, Control Point Unoccupied 1.12 Near Payload, unaided 1.13 Payload moving backwards, Heavy defending 1.14 Payload moving backwards, Heavy attacking 1.15 Payload moving forwards, Heavy defending 1.16 Payload moving forwards, Heavy attacking 1.17 With Payload not in motion, Heavy defending 1.18 With Payload not in motion, Heavy attacking 1.19 Match start 1.20 Match win 1.21 Match loss/Sudden death 1.22 Match draw 1.23 Set on fire 2 Class-Specific Responses 2.1 After destroying an Engineer's building(s) 2.2 ÜberCharged 2.3 After firing the Minigun continuously 2.4 After a kill with the Fists 2.5 After eating a Sandvich 3 Unassigned Responses

General Responses

After killing more than 2 enemies in 20 seconds

• "So much blood!"
• "Ooohhhh, run, ruuuuun- I'm coming for you!"
• "What sick man sends babies to fight me?"
• "I feel alive!"
• "You are going to need much bigger guns!"
• "I think you need more men!"
• "You, yes You! You are dead!"
• "Waaaaaaaahhh, waaaaaaaaaaahhh (mock-crying)"
• "I am amused by entire itsy-bitsy teeny team!"

After killing more than 5 enemies in 20 seconds

• "All of you are DEAD!"
• "You are so small, it's funny to me!"
• "Keep crying baby!"
• "Who touched my gun?!"
• "I was told, we would be fighting MEN!"
• "Who sent all these babies to fight!?"
• "Entire team is baby!"
• "CRY SOME MORE!"

Kill assist

• "We make good team!"
• "До свидания!" ("da svidanya", translation: "Goodbye!")

Domination of a single opponent

• [Laughter] (One variation)
• "Go run home to mama!!"
• "I'm going to kill you and kill you and kill you!"
• "Little, little man!"
• "You are no match for me!"
• "Go ahead and cry, baby."
• "You cannot hide, coward."
• "Run home to mama!"
• "Hide coward, I will find you!"
• "I have squashed you like bug!"
• "I have plan for you: more pain.
• "I am coming for you, again!"
• "I promise you pain without end."
• "You cannot beat me!"
• "The burning you feel? It is shame.
• "You are dead, not big surprise."
• "Killing you is full time job now."

Domination of two opponents

• [Gleeful Laughter]

Domination of three or more opponents

• [Maniacal Laughter]

Revenge kill

• "You mean nothing to me now."
• "Your luck runs out."
• "Let this be lesson for you."
• "Never, never, make me angry."
• "You are no so good as you think."
• "You feel shame, yes?"
• "I should have done this long ago!"
• "Did you think you could beat me?"
• "Did you think I would forget you?"
• "Oh no, you I do not forget!"
• "I think you should fight someone much, much smaller."
• "Do you remember me now?!"
• "Next time, pick on someone your own tiny-baby size!"
• "I am not done with you yet!"
• "This is just the beginning, of the pain I will cause you."

Teleportation

• "Engineer is credit to team!"
• "Thanks for ride!"
• "Was good trip!"
• "Dasvedanya!" ("Farewell!" in Russian)

Healed by Medic

• "You are great doctor!"
• "I LOVE this doctor!"
• "Thank you, doctor!"

Capturing Intelligence/Control point

• "It was long trip."
• "I kill many cowards for that."
• "Not usually my job, but....heheheh."
• "Come, knock me off it!"
• "Ours now!"
• "Come, take it back!"

Attacking, Control Point Unoccupied

• "Get on point, stupid!"
• "Fight on the point!"
• "Come to point!"
• "Get on the point!"

Near Payload, unaided

• "Stay near tiny cart!"
• "Stay close to cart!"
• "All most come to cart!"
• "Join me at bomb cart!" (One variation)
• "Bomb is friend! Come, visit friend!"

Payload moving backwards, Heavy defending

• "Mush team! Mush!
• "We send itsy-bitsy cart back home!"
• "Is our cart now!"
• "Good job, everyone!" (One variation)
• "We must return cart!"
• "Yes! We push cart back!"
• "We push cart back."

Payload moving backwards, Heavy attacking

• "Cart goes wrong way!"
• "Nooooooooo!"
• "Little men steal our cart!"
• "Agh! Cart is gone!"
• "Baby team has cart!"
• "Other team has cart!"
• "No! Cart moves wrong way!"

Payload moving forwards, Heavy defending

• "Get to cart, men!"
• "We must stop little cart!" (One variation)
• "Ooooh Noooooo! Little cart is moving!"
• "Argh! Where is cart going?"
• "Aiiieeghh! Where is cart going?"

Payload moving forwards, Heavy attacking

• "Keep pushing!"
• "Keep pushing tiny cart!"
• "Forward glorious cart!"
• "Keep going!"
• "Everyone, PUSH!"
• "Puuuuush!" (One variation)
• "Go!"
• "Push, Push the cart!"
• "Go, go, Davai!" (давай , in english : come on!)
• "Go, go, push the cart!"
• "Everyone, push cart!"
• "We must all push!"
• "Push cart!"
• "Do not fear bomb! Push!"
• "Push bomb-cart, MOVE!"
• "Onward, great bomb-cart!"
• [Sings] (Mily Balakirev's Song of the Volga Boatmen)
• [Sings] (Mily Balakirev's Song of the Volga Boatmen) "PUSH!"
• [Sings] (Mily Balakirev's Song of the Volga Boatmen) "Come on!"

With Payload not in motion, Heavy defending

• "Stand next to little cart!"
• "Stand by little wagon!"
• "We stop little cart!"
• "Come to bomb-wagon!"

With Payload not in motion, Heavy attacking

• "Bomb-cart will not push self!"
• "We must push little cart!"
• "Argh! Cart is not moving!"
• "Bomb has stopped!"

Match start

• "I am giant!"
• "Here I come!"
• "Run, cowards!"
• "Hide cowards!"
• "Raaaaaaaaagh!"
• "Yaaaaaaaaaaaagh!"
• "I liiiiive!"
• "So much blood!"

Match win

• "Yeeesss!"
• "Ouuuuugh!"
• "Dahahahaaa!"
• [Sings] (Chopin's Piano Sonata No. 2 in B-flat minor, Op. 35 "Funeral March")
• [Sings] (Mily Balakirev's Song of the Volga Boatmen) "Come, sing with me!" [Continues singing]
• "We are killers!"

Match loss/Sudden death

• "Boooooooo!"
• "Aaaaaaagh!"
• "Stupid, stupid, stupid!"
• "Ohhhhhhh!"
• "Waaaaugh, it is sad day!"
• "Which one of you is crying?"
• "Daaaagh, too many little men on this team!"
• "Tell me, where did we go so wrong?"
• "How could this happen?"

Match draw

• "We lose, but they do not win?"
• "Everyone loses! Hahaha!"
• "Awwwww...."

Set on fire

• "Fiiiree!"
• "Fire, fire, fiiiiire!"
• "I'm burn!"
• "My flesh, IT BURNS!"
• "Agh agh, FIRE FIRE!"

Class-Specific Responses

After destroying an Engineer's building(s)

• "I destroy coward toys!"
• "More rubble, less trouble!"
• "Dakka-dakka-dakka-dakka-da-Kaboom-Kaboom!" (Khachaturian's Sabre Dance)

ÜberCharged

• "Now is coward-killing time!"
• "I am bulletproof!"
• "Get behind me, doctor!"
• "Time to hide cowards!"
• "It's good time to run cowards!"

After firing the Minigun continuously

• Beeeeehhhhh!
• Uwaaaaaaah!
• Wahahahahaha!
• Cry some more!
• "Vzzzzzt! [Mimics Minigun noise] Wahahahaaaaaa!"

After a kill with the Fists

• Hah!
• Pow! Haha!

After eating a Sandvich

• Ahh, so filling! Hahaha!
• Moist and delicious! Hehaha!
• Sandvich make me strong!
• I am full of sandvich, and I am coming for you!
• Sandvich and I are coming for you!
• Don't run! It's just ham.
• Bologna is perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards!
• [singing] Saww-ndvich, sandwich!
• [singing] Me and my... sandwich.
• What is that sandvich? "Kill them all"? Good idea! Hahaha!
• Look at you tiny-itty-bitty men running from sandvich!
• You are a loose cannon sandvich, but you are a damn good cop!
• [singing] Sandvich and me going to beat your ass!
• Kill them all! Hahaha!
• Run from the sandwich!
• Bologna! Hahahaha!
• That vas delicious!

Unassigned Responses

• "[laughs] Look at your little baby guns!"
• "All of you are babies!"
• "I hear someone building diaper changing station!"
• "Go ahead! Build your tiny gun then run!"
• "You are going to need much bigger guns!"