Medic responses

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Contents 1 General Responses 1.1 After Killing More than 2 Enemies in 20 Seconds 1.2 After Killing More than 5 Enemies in 20 Seconds 1.3 Kill Assist 1.4 Domination of a Single Opponent 1.5 Domination of Two Opponents 1.6 Domination of Three or More Opponents 1.7 Revenge Kill 1.8 Teleportation 1.9 Healed by Medic 1.10 After Capturing Intelligence/Control Point 1.11 Attacking, Control Point Unoccupied 1.12 Defense 1.13 Match Start 1.14 Match Win 1.15 Match Loss/Sudden Death 1.16 Match Draw 1.17 Set on Fire 1.18 Destruction/s 2 Class-Specific Reponses 2.1 Upon full ÜberCharge Meter 2.2 Activating an ÜberCharge 2.3 Bonesaw Kill 2.4 Upon Killing a Spy Calling for a Medic 2.5 Bonesaw Kill Domination 3 Unused Responses 3.1 Upon Full ÜberCharge Meter 3.2 After Activating an Übercharge 3.3 Unknown Condition

General Responses

After Killing More than 2 Enemies in 20 Seconds

• "Haha! Vat a bloodbasz!"
• "That was doctor-assisted homicide."

After Killing More than 5 Enemies in 20 Seconds

• "Eins, zwei, drei... Ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags. (Translation: "One, two, three...")
• "Auf Wiedersehen, Schweinehunds!" (Translation: Goodbye, bastards!)

Kill Assist

• "Danke, Kamerad!" ('comrade' in a German accent)
• "Ve did it, Kamerad!"

Domination of a Single Opponent

• [Laughter]

Domination of Two Opponents

• [Longer Laughter]
• "Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!"

Domination of Three or More Opponents

• [Gleeful Laughter]

Revenge Kill

• "Dummkopfs!" (German compound word: "Dumm" - German equivalent to the English word 'dumb'. "kopf" - German word for head, so literally "Stupidhead". In German, this is the equivalent of "moron".)
• "Stupendous."

Teleportation

• "Danke, mein (my) hard-hatted friend!"
• "Danke, engineer!"
• "Zank you, engineer!"

Healed by Medic

• "Zank you, Herr Doktor!"
• "Danke, Herr Doktor!"

After Capturing Intelligence/Control Point

• "Vere are your precious papers now, Dummkopfs?"
• "Anuhza successful procedure!"
• "Zey are veakened!"
• "I am prepared to do vatever it takes!"
• "How embarrassing, zey let a man of science escape with ze papers!"
• "Papers, please."

Attacking, Control Point Unoccupied

• "Standing near ze point does nussing, Get on ze point, Dummkopf!"
• "Get on ze point, Dummkopf!"
• "Stand on ze point, Schweinhund!"
• "Idiot, get on ze point!"
• "Idiot, stand on ze point!"

Defense

• "Vell done!"
• "Oktoberfest!"
• "It looks like Dummkopffest!"

Match Start

• "Forward!"
• "Raus, Raus!" (Literally: Out, Out! Correspondingly: Go, Go!)
• "Heil, us!" (Translation: "Hail us!")
• "Hyaaaa!"
• "Horrido!" (German Hunting/War Cry)
• "Gesundheit!" (Translation-"To your health!"/"Bless you" [Sarcastic])

Match Win

• "Excellent!"
• "Vell done!"
• "Keep it up!"
• "Sturm und Drang!" (Translation: "Storm and Stress!")
• "Oktoberfest!"

Match Loss/Sudden Death

• "Fess..."
• "Iz zere a point to your lives?"
• "My skill is vasted on zis team!"
• "Dummkopfs!"
• "Booo!"
• "You are trying my patience!"
• "Teeeeeeaaaaaammmm!" (Likely a reference to Colonel Klink's "Schuuuulllllttttz!" from Hogan's Heroes.)
• "Velcome to the "ve lose once again"-fest."
• "Ach, was ist los?" (Translation: "Gah, what's the matter?")
• "From now on, losing is verboten!" (Translation: "Forbidden")
• "Schweinhunds!" (Grammatically incorrect form of Schweinehunde)

Match Draw

• "Zis, is unacceptable!"
• "Anyone still alive has let me down!"
• "Dawww..."
• "Schweinhunds!" (Again, the grammatically correct version is "Schweinehunde!")
• "Awwww..."
• "Aiii..."
• "Hawww!"

Set on Fire

• "Everyone, I am on fire!"
• "I am on fire!"
• "I am melting!"
• "Fire, fire, fire!"
• "Fiiiiire!"

Destruction/s

• "Good to go!"
• "Did ze Fräuleins have zeir Mittelschmerz?" (literal translation: "Did the ladies have their menstrual cramps?")

Class-Specific Reponses

Upon full ÜberCharge Meter

• "I am charged."
• "I am fully charged."

Activating an ÜberCharge

• "Now go!"
• "Get zem, raus, raus!" (Translation-"Get them, go, go!")
• "Schnell! Go get zem!" (Translation-"Hurry! Go get them!")

Bonesaw Kill

• [Quietly] Did zat sting? [Louder] Saw-ry! ("Sorry" with extra emphasis on first syllable)

Upon Killing a Spy Calling for a Medic

• "Come over here, I promise I will heal you!"

Bonesaw Kill Domination

• "Come over here, I promise I will heal you!"

Unused Responses

Upon Full ÜberCharge Meter

• "Ready to charge!"

After Activating an Übercharge

• "Stay fo-cus-ed!"

Unknown Condition

• "Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting."
• "Ze healing leaves little time for ze hurting."
• "Can you feel ze Schadenfreude?" ("Schadenfreude" is a German compound noun; referring to the taking of pleasure in the pain of others.)
• "Hold still, Schweinhunds, this will only sting for a moment."
• "Auf wiedersehen, Dummkopfs!" (Translation- "Goodbye, idiots.")
• "Turn your head and cough."
• "I healed zuh man who will kill you." (Dark, low voice)
• "Hello, Fräuleins!" (Translation- "Hello Ladies!")
• "Prepare for your examination. [laughs]"
• "You are... stupid!"
• "All I can tell you about this next procedure is that it will be... excruciating!"
• "You have thirty seconds to live!"
• "Did ze Fräuleins have zeir Mittelschmerz?" (Translation: Did the ladies have their menstrual cramps?)
• "I'm going to saw through your bones!"

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