Medic responses

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General Responses

After killing more than 2 enemies in 20 seconds

• "Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting."
• "Ze healing leaves little time for ze hurting."
• "Did ze Frauleins have their mittelschmertz?" (Translation: "Did you ladies have your menstrual cramps?")
• "Can you feel ze Schadenfreude?" ("Schadenfreude" is a German compound noun; referring to the taking of pleasure in the pain of others.)
• "Haha! Vat a bloodbasz!"
• "It looks like Dummkopffest!" ("Dummkopffest" is another German compound noun, comprised of 'Dumm', meaning 'dumb', and 'fest' meaning festival or party.)
• "That was doctor-assisted homicide."
• "Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!"

After killing more than 5 enemies in 20 seconds

• "Eins, zwei, drei... Ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags. (Translation: "One, two, three...")
• "Auf Wiedersehen, Schweinhunds!" (Translation: Goodbye, pigdogs!)

Kill assist

• "Danke, Kamerad!" (comrade in a German accent)
• "Ve did it, Kamerad!"

Domination of a single opponent

• [Laughter]

Domination of two opponents

• [Longer Laughter]

Domination of three or more opponents

• [Gleeful Laughter]

Revenge kill

• "Dummkopfs!" (German compound word: "Dumm" - German corruption of English word 'dumb'. "kopf" - German word for head. So, literally "Stupidhead")
• "Stupendous."

Teleportation

• "Danke, my hard-hatted friend!"
• "Danke, engineer!"
• "Zank you, engineer!"

Healed by Medic

• "Zank you, Herr Doktor!"
• "Danke, Herr Doktor!"

Capturing Intelligence/Control point

• "Vere are your precious papers now, Dummkopfs?"
• "Anuhza successful procedure!"
• "Zey are veakened!"
• "I am prepared to do vatever it takes!"
• "How embarrassing, zey let a man of science escape with ze papers!"
• "Papers, please."

Attacking, Control Point Unoccupied

• "Standing near ze point does nussing, Get on ze point, Dummkopf!"
• "Get on ze point, Dummkopf!"
• "Stand on ze point, Schweinhund!"
• "Idiot, get on ze point!"
• "Idiot, stand on ze point!"

Defense

• "Must I defend zis point myself!?"
• "It looks like dunkelfest!"

Match start

• "Forward!"
• "Raus, Raus!" (Translation: Go, Go!)
• "Heil, us!" (Translation: "Hail us!")
• "Hyaaaa!"
• "Horrido!" (German Hunting/War Cry)
• "Gesundheit!" (Translation-"To your health!"/"Bless you" [Sarcastic])

Match win

• "Excellent!"
• "Vell done!"
• "Keep it up!"
• "Sturm und Drang!" (Translation-"Storm and Stress!")
• "Oktoberfest!"

Match loss/Sudden death

• "Fess..." (Translation- "So tired...")
• "Iz zere a point to your lives?"
• "My skill is vasted on zis team!"
• "Dummkopfs!"
• "Booo!"
• "You are trying my patience!"
• "Teeeeeeaaaaaammmm!" (Likely a reference to Colonel Klink's "Schuuuulllllttttz!" from Hogan's Heroes.)
• "Velcome to the "ve lose once again"-fest."
• "Ach, was ist los?" (Translation: "Gah, what's the matter?")
• "From now on, losing is verboten!" (Translation: "Forbidden")
• "Schweinhunds!" (Translation: "Pigdogs!")

Match draw

• "Zis, is unacceptable!"
• "Anyone still alive has let me down!"
• "Dawww..."
• "Schweinhunds!" (Translation-"Pigdogs!")
• "Awwww..."
• "Aiii..."
• "Hawww!"

Set on fire

• "Everyone, I am on fire!"
• "I am on fire!"
• "I am melting!"
• "Fire, fire, fire!"
• "Fiiiiire!"

Class-Specific Reponses

After the ÜberCharge meter is full

• "I am charged."
• "I am fully charged."
• "Ready to charge!"

After activating an ÜberCharge

• "I am ze Übermensch!" (Translation-"I am the Overlord/Superman!")
• "Now go!"
• "Get zem, raus, raus!" (Translation-"Get them, go, go!")
• "Stay fo-cus-ed!"
• "Schnell! Go get zem!" (Translation-"Hurry! Go get them!")
• "Good to go!"

Bonesaw kill

• [Quietly]Did zat sting? [Louder] Saw-ry! ("Sorry" with extra emphasis on first syllable)

After killing a Spy that has called for a medic

• "Come over here, I promise I will heal you!

Unassigned Responses

• "Hold still, Schweinhunds, this will only sting for a moment."
• "Auf wiedersehen, Dummkopfs!" (Translation- "Goodbye, idiots.")
• "Turn your head and cough."
• "I healed zuh man who will kill you." (Dark, low voice)
• "Hello, Fräuleins!" (Translation- "Hello Ladies!")
• "Prepare for your examination. [laughs]"
• "You are... stupid!"
• "All I can tell you about this next procedure is that it will be... excruciating!"
• "You have thirty seconds to live!"