Meet the Demoman
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"Meet the Demoman" video
"Meet the Demoman" Video Transcript
["Meet the Demoman" text appears"]
[Retro 60's-style action music plays as the demoman narrowly escapes a massive explosion while jumping from a drop-down corridor in Gravelpit]
[Freeze frame]
Demoman: "What makes me a good demoman?"
[Cut to Demoman, sitting in a room full of explosives]
Demoman: "If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I?"
[Demoman charges into battle along with Team RED while dodging a cascade of rockets]
Demoman: "Let's do it!"
Demoman: "Not one of ya's gonna' survive this."
[Cut back to the Demoman's room]
Demoman: "One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch...and kablooie!"
[The Demoman bounces a grenade off a wall and Gibs a pursuing Pyro]
[Cut to scene of the Demoman chugging from his bottle of scrumpy]
[A level 2 Sentry gun upgrades to level 3]
[Cut to scene of the Demoman continuing to chug from his bottle of scrumpy]
[Sentry gun fires rockets at the Demoman]
[Cut to a close up of the Demoman's face, still chugging from his bottle of scrumpy]
[The Demoman dodges the rockets as a nearby Scout is gunned down by the Sentry. The Demoman then fires two grenades, destroying the Sentry gun]
[The Demoman slams the now empty bottle down on the table, breathing heavily]
[Camera blurs]
Demoman: "I got a manky eye. I'm a black, Scottish cyclops. They've got more [humorously long censor bleep] ...than they've got the likes of me."
[The Demoman starts to drink from the empty bottle, then notices the camera and becomes lucid again]
Demoman: "So...."
[Bagpipes start to play in the background]
Demoman: "....T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cock-sure."
[The Demoman runs out to the final capture point in Gravelpit and is shocked to see a group of BLU team members charging towards him with smug expressions on their faces. A devious look comes over the Demoman's face and he runs with BLU in hot pursuit]
Demoman: "Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me I say.[The Demoman covers a door frame in sticky bombs] I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable....with an unhappy bloody end!"
[The Heavy notices the sticky bombs around the door frame, and his expression changes from smug to one of shock. The Demoman throws a mock salute and activates the sticky bombs, gibbing all his pursuers]
[The Demoman walks up to (presumably) a decapitated head, laughing merrily as body parts and blood rain down around him.]
Demoman: "Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together....in hell!"
[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays accompanied by bagpipes]
Notes
- The Demoman's explosives are branded 'Gold Medal'.
- The Demoman's alcohol is made by 'Red Shed'.
- Spies rush into battle, undisguised and uncloaked; an unusual tactic.
- The Demoman keeps an open tin of cordite on his desk.
- A MIRV grenade is seen in the shadows of the table in the bottom right, under the cordite.
- Ironic Sign: When the Demoman gibs the pursuing Pyro, the camera zooms in briefly on a sign saying "Danger: Explosives".
- Ironic Thing: Throughout the whole interview with the Demoman he has a lit cigarette laying on box nearby.
- The Demoman's bottle is branded 'XXX', typically meaning strong moonshine.
- The minigun and rocket of the sentry is facing the demoman, yet the Scout dies.
- The dispenser does not have an ammunition indicator which tells players how much ammo it stores.
- The dispenser next to the BLU sentry gun disappears after the Demoman fires at it.
- The sentry gun fires at the grenades as they head towards it. In game, sentries only fire at living opponents and other sentry guns.
- The Demoman disappears after he destroys the sentry gun.
- At around 00:54, The Demoman knocks a grenade off the table which bleeps, but for some reason, does not explode.
- The music that plays during the battle sequence does not appear on the soundtrack or in the game files in some form, similar to the track that plays during Meet the Sniper. It is possible Valve may add it as menu music in an upcoming patch.
- The RED team seems to be attacking while they usually defend in actual gameplay and vice-versa for BLU.
- The Demoman sets 16 sticky bombs on the doorframe. In game, the maximum number of stickies a Demoman can set at any one time is 8.
- At the beginning of the trailer bellow the sign "Meet the Demoman" there is a writting: "Copyright lololol".
- As the Demoman laughs after he detonates his sticky bombs, a severed arm bounces off his shoulder.
- The Demoman is shown bouncing a grenade off a wall in order to kill a Pyro. The ability for grenades to detonate on contact after the first bounce was removed in a later patch for both the PC and 360.
- The closing screen features the following disclaimer: "All information regarding Demoman grenade behaviour was obtained from Australians believed to be reliable at the time. It is submitted to the possibility of errors, omissions, or nerfing without notice." (This could be a reference to the above nerf.)
- As the Demoman detonates all 16 of the sticky bombs, he is able to detonate them without pressing any button, one hand is holding his scrumpy bottle, while the other's in motion.
- Body Count: 8
| Meet the Class video series | |
|---|---|
| Meet the... | Scout • Soldier • Pyro • Demoman • Heavy • Engineer • Medic • Sniper • Spy |
| Others | Meet the Sandvich |
