Meet the Heavy
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"Meet the Heavy" Video
"Meet the Heavy" Video Transcript
["Meet the Heavy" text appears]
[The Heavy walks up to the camera and places Minigun on a cardboard box]
Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy....and this [grabs minigun] is my weapon. [lays both hands covetously on minigun]She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. [looks intently at viewer]It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon... for twelve seconds."
Heavy: [Laughs]
Heavy: [Checks minigun]
Heavy: "Oh my god, who touched Sasha? Alright.. Who touched my gun!?"
Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."
Heavy: [Holds up bullet to the camera as you hear the sound of the minigun revving up]
[Heavy devastates the enemies with his minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1]
[Team Fortress 2 theme plays]
Heavy: "Beeeeehhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Wahahahahaha! Cry some more!"
[Pause]
Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more."
[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays]
Notes
- The Meet the Heavy video was the first one Valve recorded in multiple languages. Current language versions include:
- English
- Russian
- French
- German
- The Russian language version on the Steam website is subtitled in English. It is the only "official" non-English version subtitled in this manner.
- Per the subtitles, the Russian Heavy calls his minigun "my baby."
- Amusing Sign: The 'Super Caliber' bullets box that the Heavy rests his weapon on and subsequently crushes is marked 'Fragile'.
- The Heavy has also placed said box the wrong way up.
- There is a battle plan drawn up on the whiteboard in the background for what appears to be Point B in gravelpit.
- Right after the Heavy says "She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms" the camera zooms in. Right after zooming in the camera has trouble focussing and the image appears a bit blurry for a split second.
- Body Count: 7
- The Pyro is the first to die in the bottom right corner as soon as the revving sound is heard.
- As the first 'experimental' Meet the Team video, the ending screen features the outdated official group pic of the classes and there is no introductory 'Meet the Heavy' text. However, the alternate language and TF2 Official Blog versions of the video have had these features added to make them consistent with newer videos.
- The above has been corrected in the Valve YouTube version, which is now on show.
- The Heavy fires his minigun for exactly twelve seconds.
- The minigun's true in-game rate of fire is roughly 570 rounds per minute.
- The Heavy's minigun, uses the old muzzle-flash, it is now has a softer finish.
- In the scene where the Heavy is firing his minigun rapidly, at around 1:15. A BLU sniper is spotted running and then crouches back near rocks in the top right corner, unseen by the Heavy, while the Heavy continues to finish off said Sniper's team.
- At 1:07-1:08, you can see a Pyro getting blown up, but in the other translated "Meet the Heavy", he gets sniped (with the exception of the Russian version).
- Early on in the battle scene at the end, parts of a gibbed Scout (Along with his Scattergun) rain down behind the heavy with no explanation as to where they came from.
- While some people might think that Meet the Spy or even Meet the Soldier was the first Meet the Team video featuring a BLU and RED version of the same titular class, this video is the first to do so, as a BLU Heavy is shot down by the RED Engineer's Sentry, leaving behind his Minigun and causing his ragdoll to fall into Dustbowl's Stage Trench.
- The "I've yet to meet someone who can outsmart a bullet" is probably a reference to Robocop's first movie, where one of the bad guys is robbing a gas station and the current employee is a young guy reading a geometry book so the villains tells him: "I bet you think you're pretty smart, think you can outsmart a bullet?"
- The "It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon for 12 seconds" line is contradicted by the Heavy's in-game achievement "Heavy Industry" which states "Fire 200,000 dollars worth of ammunition". If the latter was true, the achievement would take only 6 seconds to complete, whereas in reality it takes roughly 1 minute and between 10 to 40 seconds to complete it. However it could only count the ammo used and exclude the cost to actually fire the weapon.
- In the actual game, the Scout may say "$400,000 to fire that gun, huh? Yeah, money well spent!" or "Dem $200 bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nothin', are dey?" upon dominating a Heavy. This is one of only 2 times that the game references Sasha abnormally high maintenance cost that the Heavy claims in the Meet the Heavy video, the other is the "Heavy Industry" achievement.
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