Meet the Heavy

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"Meet the Heavy" Video

"Meet the Heavy" Video Transcript

["Meet the Heavy" text appears]

[The Heavy walks up to the camera and places Minigun on a cardboard box]

Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy....and this [grabs minigun] is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon... for twelve seconds."

Heavy: [Laughs]

Heavy: [Checks minigun]

Heavy: "Oh my god, who touched Sasha? Alright.. Who touched my gun!?"

Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."

Heavy: [Holds up bullet to the camera]

[Heavy devastates the enemies with his minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1]

[Team Fortress 2 theme plays]

Heavy: "Beeeeehhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Wahahahahaha! Cry some more!"

[Pause]

Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more."

[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays]

Notes

• The Meet the Heavy video was the first one Valve recorded in multiple languages. Current language versions include:
  • English
  • Russian
  • French
  • German

• Amusing Sign: The 'Super Caliber' bullets box that the Heavy rests his weapon on and subsequently crushes is marked 'Fragile'.

• The Heavy has also placed said box the wrong way up.

• There is a battle plan drawn up on the whiteboard in the background for what appears to be Point B in gravelpit.

• Right after the Heavy says "She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms" the camera zooms in. Right after zooming in the camera has trouble focussing and the image appears a bit blurry for a split second.

• Body Count: 7

• As the first 'experimental' Meet the Team video, the ending screen features the outdated official group pic of the classes and there is no introductory 'Meet the Heavy' text. However, the alternate language and TF2 Official Blog versions of the video have had these features added to make them consistent with newer videos.

• The above has been corrected in the Valve YouTube version, which is now on show.

• The Heavy fires his minigun for exactly twelve seconds.

• The Heavy's minigun, uses the old muzzle-flash, it is now has a softer finish.

• In the scene where the Heavy is firing his minigun rapidly, at around 1:15. A BLU sniper is spotted running and then crouches back near rocks in the top right corner, unseen by the Heavy, while the Heavy continues to finish off said Sniper's team.

• At 1:07-1:08, you can see a Pyro getting blown up, but in the other translated "Meet the Heavy", he gets sniped (with the exception of the Russian version).

• Early on in the battle scene at the end, parts of a gibbed Scout (Along with his Scattergun) rain down behind the heavy with no explanation as to where they came from.

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