Meet the Heavy

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"Meet the Heavy" video

"Meet the Heavy" Video Transcript

[The Heavy walks up to the camera and places Minigun on a cardboard box]

Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy....and this [grabs minigun] is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon... for twelve seconds."

Heavy: [Laughs]

Heavy: [Checks minigun]

Heavy: "Oh my god, who touched Sasha? Alright.. Who touched my gun!?"

Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."

Heavy: [Holds up bullet to the camera]

[Heavy devastates the enemies with his minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1]

[Team Fortress 2 theme plays]

Heavy: "Beeeeehhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Wahahahahaha! Cry some more!"

[Pause]

Heavy: "Hehe, cry some more."

[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays]

Notes

• The Meet the Heavy video was the first one Valve recorded in multiple languages. Current language versions include:
  • English
  • Russian
  • French
  • German

• Ironic Sign: The 'Super Caliber' bullets box that the Heavy rests his weapon on and subsequently crushes is marked 'Fragile'.

• The Heavy has also placed said box the wrong way up.

• There is a battle plan drawn up on the whiteboard in the background for what appears to be Point B in gravelpit.

• Body Count: 7

• As the first, experimental Meet the Class video, the ending screen features the outdated official group pic of the classes and there is no introductory 'Meet the Heavy' text. However, the alternate language versions of the video have had these features added to make them consistent with newer videos.