Scout responses

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General Responses

After killing more than 2 enemies in 20 seconds

  • "Not so tough now are ya? Are ya?!"
  • "You knuckleheads ain't even worth the effort."
  • "Ya got anything smart ta say now?"
  • [Juvenile Laughter]
  • [Longer Juvenile Laughter]
  • [Laughter] You got owned!"

Kill assist

  • "Way to go, pally!"
  • "We got 'em, we got 'em!"

Domination

  • "That's what I'm talking about!"
  • Y'just got freakin' dominated knucklehead awright let's do this.
  • "Ha ha! Look at you! You look like you ran through traffic!"
  • "Yo, did ya even see me hittin' ya?"
  • "It's starting to bore me how much you suck."
  • "Hey knucklehead, you ain't gonna win."
  • "I don't usually kill morons this fast."
  • "I'll put it in my trophy room, with the othas."
  • "Drink it in, pal. That's how failure tastes."
  • "Will you just look at you? I mean, look at you."
  • "Hit the bricks pal, you're done."
  • "You... are... terrible."
  • "You're gettin' dominated, knucklehead."
  • "Oh what, you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?"
  • "Domination. Look it up."
  • "Is that all you got, moron?"
  • "Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit. C'mon, make us both happy."
  • "I will never... stop... killing you."

Revenge kill

  • "Got anything smart to say now!?"
  • "I wasted you!
  • "How do ya like me now, blockhead?"
  • "Ya like that, chucklenuts?"
  • "Boom! I'm back, dummy!"
  • "Remember me? Yeah, ya do!"
  • "Don't you ever cross me again!"
  • "What have we learned? I always win!"
  • "Who's the tough guy now, huh tough-guy?"
  • "Still think you're funny, funny-man?"
  • "If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin', absolutely free."
  • "Wassamatter, y'freakin' stupid?"

Teleportation

  • "Hey good job there, hardhat!"
  • "Thanks for the ride!"
  • "Thanks for that, tough guy!"

Healed by Medic

  • [deep exhale] "Yeah, thanks, doc."
  • "Thanks, doc."
  • "Alright, I feel good."

Capturing Intelligence/Control point

  • "I got it, I got it, I got it!"
  • "Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
  • "Yeah!"
  • "I got it, I got it!"
  • "No problem!"
  • "Yeah, it's ours now!"
  • "I'm not even winded."
  • "Is-is anyone even paying attention ta me?"
  • "Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!"

Attacking, Control Point Unoccupied

  • "Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!"
  • "Stand on the freakin' point, you moron!"
  • "How's the weather over there, dumbass? Get to the freakin' point!"
  • "What the hell is wrong with you? Stand on the freakin' point!"
  • "Would you kindly move ya ass to the freakin' point?"
  • "Hey, get on the cap, guys!"
  • "Stand on the freakin' cap!"
  • "Let's get on the cap, fellas!"
  • "Get on the cap, ya dopes!"

Near Payload, unaided

  • "Stay by da cart, fellas!"
  • "Git ova here!"
  • "Stay close, guys!"
  • "Let's all push dis thing!"
  • "We pushin' dis thing or what?"
  • "Li'l help pushin' da cart?"

Payload moving backwards, Scout defending

  • "Return ta freakin' sender!"
  • "Awright, awright!"
  • "Now we doin' it, now we doin' it!"
  • "Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
  • "What, ya guys give up?"
  • "Yo, it should be goin' dat way!"

Payload moving backwards, Scout attacking

  • "Dat ain't da right way, guys!"
  • "What da hell's goin' on?!"
  • "Aw, cripes, da cart!"
  • "Is someone gonna push da freakin' cart?"
  • "Da cart's movin' backwards!"
  • "Aw, jeez, da cart!"
  • "No, no, no! The cart!"
  • "Anyone else pushing dis thing?"

Payload moving forwards, Scout defending

  • "We gotta stop dat thing!"
  • "Aw, jeez guys, we gotta stop it!"
  • "What the hell is everyone doin'?!"
  • "Push da freakin' cart!"
  • "Keep dat cart movin'!"
  • "C'mon, move da cart!"

Payload moving forwards, Scout attacking

  • "Push!"
  • "Mush, you lazy bums!"
  • "Keep pushin' it!"
  • "Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
  • "Keep it movin', guys!"
  • "Go, go, go!"

With Payload not in motion, Scout defending

  • "Ey, we gotta stop it!"
  • "Gotta stop da cart!"
  • "Let's stop dat freakin' thing!"

With Payload not in motion, Scout attacking

  • "Da freakin' cart stopped!"
  • "What da hell?! Who stopped pushin' da cart?!"
  • "Push it, push it push it!"

Defense

  • "Oh hey! You suck."
  • "Oh yeah!"
  • "Yes!"
  • "Way to go slugger!"
  • "Ooooh yeah, you're real scary!"
  • "Lotta' good that gun didya!"
  • "Oh hey, you suck!"

Match start

  • "Play Ball!"
  • "Let's get 'em!"
  • "Let's waste 'em!"
  • "Eat my dust!"
  • "Woohoo!"

Match win

  • "Yuhs!"
  • "I did it!"
  • "Woohoohoo!"
  • "Sweet."
  • "Wicked!"
  • "Oh yeah!"

Match loss/Sudden death

  • "This sucks on ice!"
  • "Boooooooo!"
  • [Blows a Raspberry]
  • "Frickin'. Unbelieveable."
  • "This did not just happen!"
  • "No seriously, you all suck!"
  • "What the hell is youse guys' problem?"
  • "Ah, jeeze!"
  • "This sucks!"
  • "What the hell was that crap?"
  • "This is a real frickin' embarassment."
  • "'Kay, this does not look good here, um..."

Match draw

  • "Auugghh!"
  • "I can not believe this!"
  • "You have got to be kidding!"
  • "You gotta be kiddin' me!"

Set on fire

  • "Foiyah, foiyah, foiyah!" ("Fire, fire, fire!" with a Boston accent)
  • "Oh I'm burnin', I'm-I'm burnin'!"

Unlocked an Achievement

Moving during Heal

  • "C'mon Doc, follow me."
  • "This way, Doc."
  • "Doc, this way."
  • "Follow me, Doc."

Class-Specific Reponses

Apex of double jump

  • "Hehey, I'm flyin'!"
  • "Woo hoo hoo!"
  • "Look at you chuckleheads down there!"
  • "Hey, I can see my base from here!"
  • "Look at me, Ma!"

Apex of quadruple jump

  • "Woohoohoohoo!"
  • "Yeaheaheah!"
  • "Woooooo!"
  • "Yeaahehehhh!"

Crit Baseball bat kill

  • "Look at this, just caved in your skull- my bats still dry. No clumps a' hair, nothin'."
  • "You're like a car crash in slow motion. It's like I'm watchin' ya fly through a windshield."
  • "Dude, you get a closed casket at the ugly cemetary!"
  • "Pop quiz: How long does it take to beat a moron to death? BAM. Sorry, time's up, you're dead!"

Baseball bat kill

  • "I'm battin' a thousand!"
  • "Yo, I oughta' be on a baseball card!"
  • "Yo, batter up!"
  • "Say goodbye to ya kneecaps, chucklehead!"
  • "Ya head's a freakin' bat magnet!"
  • "Bonk!"
  • "Boink!"
  • "'Ey, is somebody keepin' track of my heads batted in?"
  • "How's that feel, wimp?"

After downing a can of Bonk!

  • "Un-freakin' touchable!"
  • "Ya can't hit what ain't dere!"
  • [Slow-mo sound effect from The Million Dollar Man]
  • "I'm a freakin' blur, here!"
  • [Demandingly] "Look at me!"

Dodging shots under Bonk!'s influence

  • "Ha."
  • "Missed me!"
  • "[Dat] didn't hurt."
  • "Psyche!"
  • "Nice try, pal!"
  • "Oh what's up?"
  • "Heheh."
  • "Eyy!"
  • "Yeah!"
  • [5 different noises that resemble Mario's jumps or movement]
  • "Nope!"
  • "Sor-ry!"
  • "Denied!"
  • "Woosh!"
  • "Ping!"
  • "What?!"
  • "Ahah!"
  • "Poing!"
  • [Whooshing sound]
  • "Weak!"
  • "Dummy!"
  • "Moron!"
  • "Dumbass!"
  • "Nice aim!"
  • "Punk!"
  • "Wuss!"

After stunning an enemy with the Sandman

  • "Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hitchya... Oh, wait, yeah I did."
  • "Oh, dat's a skull fracture for sure!"
  • "Ohh, I got alla dat one."
  • "Dere's a dingah for ya!"
  • "Downtown!"
  • "Home-frickin'-run!"
  • "Gotta nice piece a dat!"
  • "Nice catch, knucklehead!"
  • "Good 'ands, buddy!"
  • "Good catch, dummy!"
  • "Wayta duck!"
  • "Nice hustle!"
  • "Yo, heads up!"
  • "Ding-dong!"
  • "Think fast, chucklenuts!"
  • "Real smooth, dummy!"

While attacking someone with the Sandman

  • "Batter up!"
  • "Catch dis."
  • "Batta swing!"
  • "Major League!"

After picking up a baseball

  • "Got da ball back!"
  • "Play ball!"
  • "Found mah ball!"
  • "Oh dere's my ball!"
  • "I love my ball!"

After killing a Heavy with a Baseball bat

After destroying an Engineer's building

After taking the enemy Intelligence

After dominating another Scout

  • "I am the Scout here!"
  • "Dis map ain't big enough for da two of us!"
  • "Hid da road, bozo, let a real Scout get ta work!"

After dominating a Soldier

  • "Yo, I'm not even wearing a helmet!"
  • "What is your major malfunction, brudda?"
  • "Drop dead and give me 20!"
  • "You're a disgrace to ya uniform, pal!"
  • [Imitating Soldier]"Dis-missed!"
  • "Dere ain't enough crits in da world ta kill me!"

After dominating a Pyro

  • "Ey, who's on fire now?"
  • "Ey, if ya didn't want me ta kill ya, ya shoulda said somethin'!"
  • "Repeat after me: 'muhmuhmuhmuh I'm dead!'"
  • "Take dat, ya dumb, bib-wearin' dope!"
  • "Eat it, ya mute frickin' moron!"
  • "Yeah, nice moves, mumbles!"

After dominating a Demoman

  • "Yeah, next time, try two eyes!"
  • "Blow that up, cyclops!"
  • "The best man won, ya bomb-throwing drunk!"
  • "Your clock just got cleaned, rummy!"
  • "'Depth perception', pal, look into it."

After dominating a Heavy

  • "I am owning you, you fat, bald bastard!"
  • "Today ain't ya day, pancakes!"
  • "$400,000 to fire that gun, huh? Yeah, money well spent!"
  • "Dem $200 bullets ain't so hot when they hit don't nothin', are dey?"
  • "I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight. Whad'ya think of that?"
  • "Ain't so hard now, are ya, fat-cakes?"
  • "I... eat... your... sandwiches. I eat 'em up!"
  • "Nice hustle, 'tons of fun!' Next time, eat a salad!"
  • "Hey lard-fat, those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do thay?
  • "I am owning you, you fat, bald, fatty fat... fat fat!"

After dominating an Engineer

  • "Ey, here's something you can invent next time: ducking!"
  • "Here's something you shoulda built: a not-dying-machine!"
  • "Don't bring a wrench to a gunfight!"
  • "Here's a schematic for ya: my ass!"
  • "Hey overalls! You suck!"
  • "Lotta good dat hardhat didja!"

After dominating a Medic

  • "Diagnosis: You suck!"
  • "Ooh hoo hoo, ya gun shoots medicine! That's intimidatin'!"
  • "Where's your precious Hippo-crates now?"
  • "Real nice effort, Deutsch-bag!" ("Deutsch" is German for "German")
  • "I... hate... doctors!"
  • "[sigh] Docta, docta, docta..."

After dominating a Sniper

  • "Snipe dat, ya frickin' coward!"
  • "That fancy scope of yours, bet ya got a REAL good view of me killin' ya!"
  • "You camped da whole time for dis?!"
  • "It was a mercy killin', ya live in a... camper van!"
  • "You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny! I got a... such a frickin' li'l tiny head!

After dominating a Spy

  • "Disguise dat!"
  • "Dominated, ya shapeshiftin' rat!"
  • "Hard ta stab a guy in da back when he's beatin' ya freakin' head in, huh?"
  • "Hey, look, you shape shifted into a dead guy!"

Unused Responses

Melee dare

  • "Let's go."
  • "Bring it."
  • "Let's do dis."
  • "You 'n me."
  • "Put 'em up, pal."
  • "C'mon, tough guy!"

Unknown condition

  • "Come on, come on!"
  • "Work, dammit!"
  • "Ah, crap!"
  • "What?!"
  • "Yoink!"
  • "Too slow!"
  • "So close!"
  • "I'm gonna beat on your skull 'till I hit tonsils."
  • "I'm gonna headbutt cha', I'm gonna headbutt cha', I'm gonna headbutt cha'!"
  • "Man, your skull's so soft you're makin' this easy!"
  • "Yeah, come get some, you frickin' wuss!"
  • "Who wants some a' this!?"
  • "What are you lookin at?!"
  • "You're all losers!"
  • "Hey, wimps!"
  • "You wimps suck!"
  • "You morons are about to catch a real beatin'"
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