Scout responses
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General Responses
After killing more than 2 enemies in 20 seconds
- "You wimps suck!"
- "How's that feel, wimp?"
- "Ya got anything smart ta say now?"
- "Ooooh yeah, you're real scary!"
- "Haha! You got owned!"
- "Lotta' good that gun didya!"
- "Oh hey, you suck!"
After killing more than 5 enemies in 20 seconds
Kill assist
- "Way to go, pally!"
- "We got 'em, we got 'em!"
Domination of a single opponent
- [Juvenile Laughter]
- That's what I'm talking about!
Domination of two opponents
- [Longer Juvenile Laughter]
- "You knuckleheads ain't even worth the effort!"
Domination of three or more opponents
- [Breathless Laughter] (followed by "Yeah...yeah....")
Revenge kill
- "You knuckleheads ain't even worth the effort."
- "Not so tough now are ya? ARE YA?"
- "Got anything smart to say now!?"
Teleportation
- "Hey good job there, hardhat!"
- "Thanks for the ride!"
- "Thanks for that, tough guy!"
Healed by Medic
- [deep exhale] "Yeah, thanks, doc."
- "Thanks, doc."
- "Alright, I feel good."
Capturing Intelligence/Control point
- "I got it, I got it, I got it!"
- "Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
- "Yeah!"
- "I got it, I got it!"
- "No problem!"
- "Yeah, it's ours now!"
- "I'm not even winded."
- "Is-is anyone even paying attention ta me?"
- "Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!"
Attacking, Control Point Unoccupied
- "Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!"
- "Stand on the freakin' point, you moron!"
- "How's the weather over there, dumbass? Get to the freakin' point!"
- "What the hell is wrong with you? Stand on the freakin' point!"
- "Would you kindly move ya ass to the freakin' point?"
Defense
- "Oh hey! You suck."
- "Oh yeah!"
- "Yes!"
- "Way to go slugger!"
Match start
- "Play Ball!"
- "Let's get 'em!"
- "Let's waste 'em!"
- "Eat my dust!"
- "Woohoo!"
Match win
- "Yuhs!"
- "I did it!"
- "Woohoohoo!"
- "Sweet."
- "Wicked!"
- "Oh yeah!"
Match loss/Sudden death
- "This sucks on ice!"
- "Boooooooo!"
- [Blows a Raspberry]
- "Frickin'. Unbelieveable."
- "This did not just happen!"
- "No seriously, you all suck!"
- "What the hell is youse guys' problem?"
- "Ah, jeeze!"
- "This sucks!"
- "What the hell was that crap?"
- "This is a real frickin' embarassment."
- "'Kay, this does not look good here, um..."
Match draw
- "Auugghh!"
- "I can not believe this!"
- "You have got to be kidding!"
- "You gotta be kiddin' me!"
Set on fire
- "Foiyah, foiyah, foiyah!" ("Fire, fire, fire!" with a Brooklyn accent)
- "Oh I'm burnin', I'm-I'm burnin'!"
Class-Specific Reponses
Baseball bat kill
- "I'm battin' a thousand!"
- "Yo I oughta' be on a baseball card!"
- "Yo, Batter up!"
- "Say goodbye to ya kneecaps, chucklehead!"
- "Ya head's a freakin' bat magnet!"
- "Bonk!"
- "Boink!"
- "'Ey is somebody keepin' track of my heads batted in?"
After killing a Heavy with a Baseball bat
- "Eat it, fatty!"
After destroying an Engineer's building
- "I broke your stupid crap, moron!"
After taking the enemy Intelligence
- "Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!"
Unassigned Responses
- "I'm runnin' circles around ya!"
- "Yeah! Why don't you come over and say that to my face, tough guy!"
- "I'm gonna headbutt ch'ya, I'm gonna headbutt ch'ya, I'm gonna headbutt ch'ya!"
- "Yeah, come get some you frickin' wuss!"
- "Who wants some of this!?"
- "What are you lookin at?!"
- "You're all losers!"
- "Hey wimps,you wimps suck"
- "You morons are about to catch a real beatin'"
