Scout responses
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General Responses
After killing more than 2 enemies in 20 seconds
- "Not so tough now are ya? Are ya?!"
- "You knuckleheads ain't even worth the effort."
- "Ya got anything smart ta say now?"
- [Juvenile Laughter]
- [Longer Juvenile Laughter]
- [Laughter] You got owned!"
Kill assist
- "Way to go, pally!"
- "We got 'em, we got 'em!"
Domination
- "That's what I'm talking about!"
- Y'just got freakin' dominated knucklehead awright let's do this.
- "Ha ha! Look at you! You look like you ran through traffic!"
- "Yo, did ya even see me hittin' ya?"
- "It's starting to bore me how much you suck."
- "Hey knucklehead, you ain't gonna win."
- "I don't usually kill morons this fast."
- "I'll put it in my trophy room, with the othas."
- "Drink it in, pal. That's how failure tastes."
- "Will you just look at you? I mean, look at you."
- "Hit the bricks pal, you're done."
- "You... are... terrible."
- "You're gettin' dominated, knucklehead."
- "Oh what, you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?"
- "Domination. Look it up."
- "Is that all you got, moron?"
- "Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit. C'mon, make us both happy."
- "I will never... stop... killing you."
Revenge kill
- "Got anything smart to say now!?"
- "I wasted you!
- "How do ya like me now, blockhead?"
- "Ya like that, chucklenuts?"
- "Boom! I'm back, dummy!"
- "Remember me? Yeah, ya do!"
- "Don't you ever cross me again!"
- "What have we learned? I always win!"
- "Who's the tough guy now, huh tough-guy?"
- "Still think you're funny, funny-man?"
- "If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin', absolutely free."
- "Wassamatter, y'freakin' stupid?"
Teleportation
- "Hey good job there, hardhat!"
- "Thanks for the ride!"
- "Thanks for that, tough guy!"
Healed by Medic
- [deep exhale] "Yeah, thanks, doc."
- "Thanks, doc."
- "Alright, I feel good."
Capturing Intelligence/Control point
- "I got it, I got it, I got it!"
- "Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
- "Yeah!"
- "I got it, I got it!"
- "No problem!"
- "Yeah, it's ours now!"
- "I'm not even winded."
- "Is-is anyone even paying attention ta me?"
- "Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!"
Attacking, Control Point Unoccupied
- "Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!"
- "Stand on the freakin' point, you moron!"
- "How's the weather over there, dumbass? Get to the freakin' point!"
- "What the hell is wrong with you? Stand on the freakin' point!"
- "Would you kindly move ya ass to the freakin' point?"
- "Hey, get on the cap, guys!"
- "Stand on the freakin' cap!"
- "Let's get on the cap, fellas!"
- "Get on the cap, ya dopes!"
Near Payload, unaided
- "Stay by da cart, fellas!"
- "Git ova here!"
- "Stay close, guys!"
- "Let's all push dis thing!"
- "We pushin' dis thing or what?"
- "Li'l help pushin' da cart?"
Payload moving backwards, Scout defending
- "Return ta freakin' sender!"
- "Awright, awright!"
- "Now we doin' it, now we doin' it!"
- "Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
- "What, ya guys give up?"
- "Yo, it should be goin' dat way!"
Payload moving backwards, Scout attacking
- "Dat ain't da right way, guys!"
- "What da hell's goin' on?!"
- "Aw, cripes, da cart!"
- "Is someone gonna push da freakin' cart?"
- "Da cart's movin' backwards!"
- "Aw, jeez, da cart!"
- "No, no, no! The cart!"
- "Anyone else pushing dis thing?"
Payload moving forwards, Scout defending
- "We gotta stop dat thing!"
- "Aw, jeez guys, we gotta stop it!"
- "What the hell is everyone doin'?!"
- "Push da freakin' cart!"
- "Keep dat cart movin'!"
- "C'mon, move da cart!"
Payload moving forwards, Scout attacking
- "Push!"
- "Mush, you lazy bums!"
- "Keep pushin' it!"
- "Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
- "Keep it movin', guys!"
- "Go, go, go!"
With Payload not in motion, Scout defending
- "Ey, we gotta stop it!"
- "Gotta stop da cart!"
- "Let's stop dat freakin' thing!"
With Payload not in motion, Scout attacking
- "Da freakin' cart stopped!"
- "What da hell?! Who stopped pushin' da cart?!"
- "Push it, push it push it!"
Defense
- "Oh hey! You suck."
- "Oh yeah!"
- "Yes!"
- "Way to go slugger!"
- "Ooooh yeah, you're real scary!"
- "Lotta' good that gun didya!"
- "Oh hey, you suck!"
Match start
- "Play Ball!"
- "Let's get 'em!"
- "Let's waste 'em!"
- "Eat my dust!"
- "Woohoo!"
Match win
- "Yuhs!"
- "I did it!"
- "Woohoohoo!"
- "Sweet."
- "Wicked!"
- "Oh yeah!"
Match loss/Sudden death
- "This sucks on ice!"
- "Boooooooo!"
- [Blows a Raspberry]
- "Frickin'. Unbelieveable."
- "This did not just happen!"
- "No seriously, you all suck!"
- "What the hell is youse guys' problem?"
- "Ah, jeeze!"
- "This sucks!"
- "What the hell was that crap?"
- "This is a real frickin' embarassment."
- "'Kay, this does not look good here, um..."
Match draw
- "Auugghh!"
- "I can not believe this!"
- "You have got to be kidding!"
- "You gotta be kiddin' me!"
Set on fire
- "Foiyah, foiyah, foiyah!" ("Fire, fire, fire!" with a Boston accent)
- "Oh I'm burnin', I'm-I'm burnin'!"
Unlocked an Achievement
- "'Ey look at me, look at me!"
- "Hey, look at me, Ma!"
- "Aw, fellas!"
- "Hi, Ma!"
- "Look at me!"
- "No otha' class gonna do dat!"
- "You see dat?"
- "You seein' dis?"
- "I don't know who to thank first... oh, I know, me!"
- "Bang! I make it look easy!"
Moving during Heal
- "C'mon Doc, follow me."
- "This way, Doc."
- "Doc, this way."
- "Follow me, Doc."
Class-Specific Reponses
Apex of double jump
- "Hehey, I'm flyin'!"
- "Woo hoo hoo!"
- "Look at you chuckleheads down there!"
- "Hey, I can see my base from here!"
- "Look at me, Ma!"
Apex of quadruple jump
- "Woohoohoohoo!"
- "Yeaheaheah!"
- "Woooooo!"
- "Yeaahehehhh!"
Crit Baseball bat kill
- "Look at this, just caved in your skull- my bats still dry. No clumps a' hair, nothin'."
- "You're like a car crash in slow motion. It's like I'm watchin' ya fly through a windshield."
- "Dude, you get a closed casket at the ugly cemetary!"
- "Pop quiz: How long does it take to beat a moron to death? BAM. Sorry, time's up, you're dead!"
Baseball bat kill
- "I'm battin' a thousand!"
- "Yo, I oughta' be on a baseball card!"
- "Yo, batter up!"
- "Say goodbye to ya kneecaps, chucklehead!"
- "Ya head's a freakin' bat magnet!"
- "Bonk!"
- "Boink!"
- "'Ey, is somebody keepin' track of my heads batted in?"
- "How's that feel, wimp?"
After downing a can of Bonk!
- "Un-freakin' touchable!"
- "Ya can't hit what ain't dere!"
- [Slow-mo sound effect from The Million Dollar Man]
- "I'm a freakin' blur, here!"
- [Demandingly] "Look at me!"
Dodging shots under Bonk!'s influence
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After stunning an enemy with the Sandman
- "Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hitchya... Oh, wait, yeah I did."
- "Oh, dat's a skull fracture for sure!"
- "Ohh, I got alla dat one."
- "Dere's a dingah for ya!"
- "Downtown!"
- "Home-frickin'-run!"
- "Gotta nice piece a dat!"
- "Nice catch, knucklehead!"
- "Good 'ands, buddy!"
- "Good catch, dummy!"
- "Wayta duck!"
- "Nice hustle!"
- "Yo, heads up!"
- "Ding-dong!"
- "Think fast, chucklenuts!"
- "Real smooth, dummy!"
While attacking someone with the Sandman
- "Batter up!"
- "Catch dis."
- "Batta swing!"
- "Major League!"
After picking up a baseball
- "Got da ball back!"
- "Play ball!"
- "Found mah ball!"
- "Oh dere's my ball!"
- "I love my ball!"
After killing a Heavy with a Baseball bat
After destroying an Engineer's building
After taking the enemy Intelligence
After dominating another Scout
- "I am the Scout here!"
- "Dis map ain't big enough for da two of us!"
- "Hid da road, bozo, let a real Scout get ta work!"
After dominating a Soldier
- "Yo, I'm not even wearing a helmet!"
- "What is your major malfunction, brudda?"
- "Drop dead and give me 20!"
- "You're a disgrace to ya uniform, pal!"
- [Imitating Soldier]"Dis-missed!"
- "Dere ain't enough crits in da world ta kill me!"
After dominating a Pyro
- "Ey, who's on fire now?"
- "Ey, if ya didn't want me ta kill ya, ya shoulda said somethin'!"
- "Repeat after me: 'muhmuhmuhmuh I'm dead!'"
- "Take dat, ya dumb, bib-wearin' dope!"
- "Eat it, ya mute frickin' moron!"
- "Yeah, nice moves, mumbles!"
After dominating a Demoman
- "Yeah, next time, try two eyes!"
- "Blow that up, cyclops!"
- "The best man won, ya bomb-throwing drunk!"
- "Your clock just got cleaned, rummy!"
- "'Depth perception', pal, look into it."
After dominating a Heavy
- "I am owning you, you fat, bald bastard!"
- "Today ain't ya day, pancakes!"
- "$400,000 to fire that gun, huh? Yeah, money well spent!"
- "Dem $200 bullets ain't so hot when they hit don't nothin', are dey?"
- "I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight. Whad'ya think of that?"
- "Ain't so hard now, are ya, fat-cakes?"
- "I... eat... your... sandwiches. I eat 'em up!"
- "Nice hustle, 'tons of fun!' Next time, eat a salad!"
- "Hey lard-fat, those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do thay?
- "I am owning you, you fat, bald, fatty fat... fat fat!"
After dominating an Engineer
- "Ey, here's something you can invent next time: ducking!"
- "Here's something you shoulda built: a not-dying-machine!"
- "Don't bring a wrench to a gunfight!"
- "Here's a schematic for ya: my ass!"
- "Hey overalls! You suck!"
- "Lotta good dat hardhat didja!"
After dominating a Medic
- "Diagnosis: You suck!"
- "Ooh hoo hoo, ya gun shoots medicine! That's intimidatin'!"
- "Where's your precious Hippo-crates now?"
- "Real nice effort, Deutsch-bag!" ("Deutsch" is German for "German")
- "I... hate... doctors!"
- "[sigh] Docta, docta, docta..."
After dominating a Sniper
- "Snipe dat, ya frickin' coward!"
- "That fancy scope of yours, bet ya got a REAL good view of me killin' ya!"
- "You camped da whole time for dis?!"
- "It was a mercy killin', ya live in a... camper van!"
- "You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny! I got a... such a frickin' li'l tiny head!
After dominating a Spy
- "Disguise dat!"
- "Dominated, ya shapeshiftin' rat!"
- "Hard ta stab a guy in da back when he's beatin' ya freakin' head in, huh?"
- "Hey, look, you shape shifted into a dead guy!"
Unused Responses
Melee dare
- "Let's go."
- "Bring it."
- "Let's do dis."
- "You 'n me."
- "Put 'em up, pal."
- "C'mon, tough guy!"
Unknown condition
- "Come on, come on!"
- "Work, dammit!"
- "Ah, crap!"
- "What?!"
- "Yoink!"
- "Too slow!"
- "So close!"
- "I'm gonna beat on your skull 'till I hit tonsils."
- "I'm gonna headbutt cha', I'm gonna headbutt cha', I'm gonna headbutt cha'!"
- "Man, your skull's so soft you're makin' this easy!"
- "Yeah, come get some, you frickin' wuss!"
- "Who wants some a' this!?"
- "What are you lookin at?!"
- "You're all losers!"
- "Hey, wimps!"
- "You wimps suck!"
- "You morons are about to catch a real beatin'"
