Scout responses

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General Responses

After killing more than 2 enemies in 20 seconds

  • "You wimps suck!"
  • "How's that feel, wimp?"
  • "Ya got anything smart ta say now?"
  • "Ooooh yeah, you're real scary!"
  • "Haha! You got owned!"
  • "Lotta' good that gun didya!"
  • "Oh hey, you suck!"

After killing more than 5 enemies in 20 seconds

Kill assist

  • "Way to go, pally!"
  • "We got 'em, we got 'em!"

Domination of a single opponent

  • [Juvenile Laughter]
  • That's what I'm talking about!

Domination of two opponents

  • [Longer Juvenile Laughter]
  • "You knuckleheads ain't even worth the effort!"

Domination of three or more opponents

  • [Breathless Laughter] (followed by "Yeah...yeah....")

Revenge kill

  • "You knuckleheads ain't even worth the effort."
  • "Not so tough now are ya? ARE YA?"
  • "Got anything smart to say now!?"

Teleportation

  • "Hey good job there, hardhat!"
  • "Thanks for the ride!"
  • "Thanks for that, tough guy!"

Healed by Medic

  • [deep exhale] "Yeah, thanks, doc."
  • "Thanks, doc."
  • "Alright, I feel good."

Capturing Intelligence/Control point

  • "I got it, I got it, I got it!"
  • "Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
  • "Yeah!"
  • "I got it, I got it!"
  • "No problem!"
  • "Yeah, it's ours now!"
  • "I'm not even winded."
  • "Is-is anyone even paying attention ta me?"
  • "Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!"

Attacking, Control Point Unoccupied

  • "Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!"
  • "Stand on the freakin' point, you moron!"
  • "How's the weather over there, dumbass? Get to the freakin' point!"
  • "What the hell is wrong with you? Stand on the freakin' point!"
  • "Would you kindly move ya ass to the freakin' point?"

Defense

  • "Oh hey! You suck."
  • "Oh yeah!"
  • "Yes!"
  • "Way to go slugger!"

Match start

  • "Play Ball!"
  • "Let's get 'em!"
  • "Let's waste 'em!"
  • "Eat my dust!"
  • "Woohoo!"

Match win

  • "Yuhs!"
  • "I did it!"
  • "Woohoohoo!"
  • "Sweet."
  • "Wicked!"
  • "Oh yeah!"

Match loss/Sudden death

  • "This sucks on ice!"
  • "Boooooooo!"
  • [Blows a Raspberry]
  • "Frickin'. Unbelieveable."
  • "This did not just happen!"
  • "No seriously, you all suck!"
  • "What the hell is youse guys' problem?"
  • "Ah, jeeze!"
  • "This sucks!"
  • "What the hell was that crap?"
  • "This is a real frickin' embarassment."
  • "'Kay, this does not look good here, um..."

Match draw

  • "Auugghh!"
  • "I can not believe this!"
  • "You have got to be kidding!"
  • "You gotta be kiddin' me!"

Set on fire

  • "Foiyah, foiyah, foiyah!" ("Fire, fire, fire!" with a Brooklyn accent)
  • "Oh I'm burnin', I'm-I'm burnin'!"

Class-Specific Reponses

Baseball bat kill

  • "I'm battin' a thousand!"
  • "Yo I oughta' be on a baseball card!"
  • "Yo, Batter up!"
  • "Say goodbye to ya kneecaps, chucklehead!"
  • "Ya head's a freakin' bat magnet!"
  • "Bonk!"
  • "Boink!"
  • "'Ey is somebody keepin' track of my heads batted in?"

After killing a Heavy with a Baseball bat

  • "Eat it, fatty!"

After destroying an Engineer's building

  • "I broke your stupid crap, moron!"

After taking the enemy Intelligence

  • "Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!"


Unassigned Responses

  • "I'm runnin' circles around ya!"
  • "Yeah! Why don't you come over and say that to my face, tough guy!"
  • "I'm gonna headbutt ch'ya, I'm gonna headbutt ch'ya, I'm gonna headbutt ch'ya!"
  • "Yeah, come get some you frickin' wuss!"
  • "Who wants some of this!?"
  • "What are you lookin at?!"
  • "You're all losers!"
  • "Hey wimps,you wimps suck"
  • "You morons are about to catch a real beatin'"
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