Scout responses

Voice Responses are contextually triggered lines that play after the player has achieved something, for instance killing a certain amount of enemies with a Primary or Melee Weapon, or the player has triggered something, like being set on fire. The Scout has several vocal responses, all of which are listed below (excluding Voice Commands).

Kill-related responses

Destroying a building

"I broke your stupid crap, moron!"

Domination-related responses

Dominating a Scout

"Hit the bricks, pal. You're done." "Ha ha! Look at you! You look like you ran through traffic!" "Hey knucklehead, you ain't gonna win." "Oh what, you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?" "Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit. C'mon, make us both happy!" "I will never... stop... killing you." "You... are... terrible!" "I am the Scout here!" "This map ain't big enough for the two of us." "Hit the road, bozo! Let a real Scout get to work!" "You're like a car crash in slow motion. It's like I'm watchin' ya fly through a windshield."

Dominating a Pyro

"It's startin' to bore me how much you suck." "Hey, who's on fire now?" "Yo, if you didn't want me to kill ya, ya shoulda said somethin'!" "Repeat after me: mhmm-mhmm-mhmm I'm dead!'" "Take that, ya dumb, bib-wearin' dope!" "Eat it, ya mute, frickin' moron!" "Yeah, nice moves, mumbles!" "Dude, you'd get a closed casket at the ugly cemetery."

Dominating a Demoman

"You just got freakin' dominated, knucklehead, alright let's do this!" "I don't usually kill morons this fast." "Yeah, next time, try two eyes!" "Blow that up, cyclops!" "The best man won, ya bomb-throwin' drunk!" "Your clock just got cleaned, rummy!" "Depth perception, pal. Look into it."

Dominating a Heavy

"Drink it in, pal. That's how failure tastes." "Would you look at you? I mean, look at you." "I am owning you, you fat, bald bastard!" "Today ain't yer day, pancakes!" "$400,000 to fire that gun, huh? Yeah, money well spent!" "Them $200 bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nuthin', are they?" "I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight. Whataya think about that?" "Ain't so hard now, are ya, fatcakes?" "I... eat... your...sandviches. I eat 'em up!" "Nice hustle, 'tons-a-fun'! Next time, eat a salad!" "Hey, lard-fat, those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do they? "I am owning you, you fat, bald, fatty fat... fat fat!"

Dominating an Engineer

"Is that all you got, moron?" "Hey, here's somethin' you can invent next time: duckin'!" "Here's something you shoulda built: a not-dyin' machine!" "Don't bring a wrench to a gunfight!" "Here's a schematic for ya: my ass!" "Hey overalls! You suck!" "Lotta good that hardhat did ya!"

Dominating a Medic

"If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin', absolutely free." "Diagnosis: you suck!" "Ooh hoo hoo, your gun shoots medicine! It's intimidatin'!" "Where's your precious Hippo-crates now?" "Real nice effort, Deutsch-bag!" ("Deutsch" is German for "German") "I... hate... doctors!" (sighs) "Doctor, doctor, doctor..."

Dominating a Sniper

"Look at this: just caved in your skull, my Bat's still dry. No clumps of hair - nothin'." "Snipe that, ya frickin' coward!" "That fancy scope of yours, betcha got a real good view of me killin' ya!" "You camped the whole time for this?!" "It was a mercy killin', ya live in a... camper van!" "You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I got a frickin'... such a tiny li'l head!"

Dominating a Spy

"Disguise dat!" "Dominated, ya shapeshiftin' rat!" "Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beatin' your frickin' head in, huh?" "Hehey, look, you shapeshifted into a dead guy!"

Event-related responses

Stalemate

"You have got to be kidding!" "You gotta be kiddin' me!" "I can not believe this!" "Auugghh!"

Healed by Medic

"Alright, I feel good." "[deep exhale] Yeah, thanks, doc." "Thanks, doc."

On Death

[Dying scream] [Dying scream] [Dying scream]

Achievement Unlocked

"Hey, look at me, look at me!" "Hey, look at me, Ma!" "Aw, fellas!" "Hi, Ma!" "Look at me!" "No otha' class gonna do dat!" "You see dat?" "You seein' dis?" "I'll put it in my trophy room, with the othas." "I don't know who to thank first... oh, I know, me!'"' "Bang! I make it look easy."

Weapon-related responses

Objective-related responses

Payload-related responses

Mann vs. Machine responses

During a Wave

Mannhattan specific

After a Wave

Duel-related responses

Halloween / Full Moon responses

Wheel of Fate outcomes

Super Jump fate

"Hey, look at my feet!"

No Gravity fate

"Gravity? Who gives a crap about gravity?"

Big Head fate

"Oh God, my head is huge!" "Oh God. My head is huge!" "Oh, my head is so big!" "Oh, my beautiful head!" "Don't look at me, I'm hideous!" "Don't look at me, I'm slightly less handsome!"

Small Head fate

"Ahh, I gotta teeny tiny little head over here!" "Ahh, my teeny tiny little head!" "Oh, my head is so small!" "Oh, my beautiful head!" "Don't look at me, I'm hideous!" "Don't look at me, I'm slightly less handsome!" "Real small over here!"

Whammy fate (Bleeding variant)

"Ah, my blood! He spelled out all my blood!" "My blood!" "Ah, my blood!"

Positive fate

"Yeah, lookin' good over here!" "This ain't no spell, I am this good!"

Negative fate

"Uuh!" "Bluh!" "Uh oh." "Oh this ain't good." "Aww crap." "Aw crap."

During battle with Merasmus

Merasmus hides

"Yeah, you better hide, you wand-wavin' moron!"

Looking for Merasmus

"Come on out, ya see-through marshmallow!" "Get out here, spellcakes!" "I hate wizards so much." "Where da hell is that wizard?" "Hey Houdini, where ya hidin'?" "Aw, come on out, ya stupid wizard." "Nobody likes wizards, ya hear me? You're doomed to die alone." "I hate ghosts so much." "I hate ghosts so much. Just be solid already, stupid ghosts." "You know what, you're not scary, you're just weird." "I'm gonna cave your little ghost skull in, magic man!" "We're gonna make you wish you never entered the Dark Arts!" "I'll show you some eldritch horror, H.P. Dumbcraft! (laughs)"

Miscellaneous

Falling in Bottomless Pit in Ghost Fort or Helltower

(screaming) (screaming) (screaming) "Holy crap, this goes on forever."

Scared by a Ghost

(shrieks) "So scared!" "Gah! Running!"

Unknown condition

"Next time a wizard asks you to be his roommate, you say 'No!', Soldier!"

Helltower responses

Item-related responses

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With Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul equipped

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Scared by a Ghost

"Don't look, Scary Hat! "Oh--oh my god, dat is almost as scary as my hat!"

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Unused Responses

Domination

Both of the lines below lack lip synching. "Are you even tryin'?" "Yo, did ya even see me hittin' ya?"

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