Sniper responses
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General Responses
After killing more than 2 enemies in 20 seconds
- "Piker!"
- "Psssst! heheheheh..."
- "You'd best keep lyin' down!"
- "Aaah, I'm sorry, mate."
- "Bloody piker!"
- "Wuss!"
- "Now that was a proper bloody rootin'!"
- "G'Day!"
- "Beauty!"
- "Thanks for standin' still, wanker!"
After killing more than 5 enemies in 20 seconds
- "Don't they make those shirts for men!?"
- "You big head wankers!"
- "I'm gonna plant one right between your eyes, ya panzer!"
- "That funeral ain't gonna be open casket."
Kill assist
- "Thanks, mate!"
- "Appreciate it, mate!"
Domination of a single opponent
- [Short Laughter]
- "Mongrel!"
Domination of two opponents
- [Harsh Laughter]
- "Piece of Piss." (silently)
Domination of three or more opponents
- [Low Laughter]
Revenge kill
- "Piece of piss!"
- "I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you!"
- "No worries."
- "Spot on!"
Teleportation
- "Thanks for that, Truckie."
- "Thanks, mate!"
- "Thanks!"
Healed by Medic
- "Thanks, doc!"
- "Thanks, mate!"
- "'Preciate it."
Capturing Intelligence/Control point
- "This one's ours now."
- "That was too easy, mate."
- "We're not givin' it back."
- "Simple, simple- one for me."
- "No worries."
- "That wasn't so bad."
- "That wasn't so hard."
Attacking, Control Point Unoccupied
- "Get on the point, wanker!"
- "Come stand on the point ya bloody wuss!"
Defense
- "Wicked!"
- "Yaaaaagh!"
- "Now that was a proper bloody rootin'!"
- "That's it!"
Match start
- "Let's have a go at it."
- "Yaaaagh!"
- "God save the queen!"
- "Give 'em a gob full."
- "Go on then, mates!"
- "Get to it!"
Match win
- "Yaaaaagh!"
- "Wicked!"
- "Aces!"
- "Good on ya, mates!"
- "Awwwwright!"
- "We gave 'em a bloody drubbin'!"
- "Beauty!"
- "Bloody beaut!"
Match loss/Sudden death
- "Aaah, that was rubbish."
- "That's some shonky business right there."
- "Crikey!"
- "Dodgey!"
- "Well that was a real bloody rootin'."
- "Nice goin', ya bludgers!"
- "Shoulda' saved a bullet for one of you blokes!"
- "Gaaahhhh..."
Match draw
- "Gah, hear me man? Gah!"
- "Now that's downright embarrassing."
- "Nrrgghhhhh..."
Set on fire
- "Fire, grrrfire, fire!"
- "Fire!"
- "On fire!"
Class-Specific Reponses
After attaining a Headshot
- "Wave goodbye to yer 'ead, wanker!"
- "Yer gonna' have to find another use for that neck."
- "That funeral ain't gonna' be open casket!"
- [Hawks and spits]
- [Spits]
- "Standin' around like a bloody idiot!"
- "Steady, steady!"
- "Thanks fer standin' still, wanker!"
- "Sorry, mate..(quietly)"
- "Ahhh, I'm sorry, mate.."
- "Psst! (laughs quietly)
After attaining a Headshot on an enemy Soldier, Engineer or Pyro
- "That helmet ain't gonna save ya."
Kukri kill
- "You got blood on my knife, mate!"
- "A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'!"
After killing an enemy Spy
- "Stupid bloody spies!"
- "I see ya!"
- "Spies, bloody useless."
- "Spies, bloody useless." (silently)
- "Spy that, ya fancy bloody wuss!"
Unknown Responses
- "Bloody bogan!"
- "Bloody bogan." (silently)
- "I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon!"
- "I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon." (silently)
- "I've slept in the corpse of a water buffalo tougher than you." (silently)
- "You big head wankers." (silently)
- "You prancin' show ponies!"
- "You prancin' show ponies." (silently)
- "Didn't they make those shirts for men." (silently)
- "You bloody pikers!"
- "You bloody pikers." (silently)
- "You're all a bunch of no hopers!"
- "You're all a bunch of no hopers." (silently)
- "All your heads look bloody twelve feet tall!"
- "All your heads look bloody twelve feet tall." (silently)
- "I'm gonna plant one right between your eyes, ya panzer." (silently)
- "You better hold on to your head mate!"
- "You better hold on to your head mate." (silently)
- "I'm gonna blow the inside of ya head, all over the four counties!"
- "I'm gonna blow the inside of ya head, all over the four counties." (silently)
- "I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels!"
- "I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels." (silently)
- "Piss off you mongrels!"
- "Piss off you mongrels." (silently)
- "Piss off you bloody pikers!"
- "Piss off you bloody pikers." (silently)
- "This is going to go be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit shop owners!"
- "This is going to go be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit shop owners." (silently)
- "Keep yubbin' that big mouth, while it's still attached to your bloody neck!"
- "Keep yubbin' that big mouth, while it's still attached to your bloody neck." (silently)
- "I'm gonna turn ya into colored rain!"
- "I'm gonna turn ya into colored rain." (silently)
- "That helmet's going to make a nice bowl for ya brains!"
- "That helmet's going to make a nice bowl for ya brains." (silently)
- "Piss off big head!"
- "Piss off big head." (silently)
- "Everything above your head is going to be a fine red mist!"
- "Everything above your head is going to be a fine red mist." (silently)
- "Hold still!"
- "Hold still." (silently)
