Soldier responses

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General Responses

After killing more than 2 enemies in 20 seconds

• "This is my world, you are not welcome in my world."
• [Laughs] (Several variations)
• "Maggot!"
• "Time to inform your next of kin!"
• "Take your lumps like a man, Private Twinkletoes."
• "I joined this team just to kill maggots like you."

After killing more than 5 enemies in 20 seconds

• "You are all weak. You are all bleeders."
• "If God had wanted you to live he would not have created me!"

Kill assist

• "Thanks, soldier."
• "Outstanding!"

Domination of a single opponent

• [Mirthful Laughter]

Domination of two opponents

• [Laughter]

Domination of three or more opponents

• [Gleeful Laughter]

Revenge kill

• "Today is a good day."

Teleportation

• "Thanks, Engie."
• "Thanks for the teleporter."
• "Thanks."

Healed by Medic

• "Thanks, Doc"
• "You deserve a medal, Doc."
• "Thanks for the aid."

Capturing Intelligence/Control point

• "This is my Intelligence."
• "I have rescued my Intelligence."
• "And that, is how you do it, men!"
• "This point is mine, Do you understand that?"
• "Now THAT is what I wanna see!"
• "We have commandeered my point!"

Attacking, Control Point Unoccupied

• "Stand. On. The. Point, numbnuts!"
• "Stand. On. The. Point, maggot!"
• "Stand. On. The. Point, maggots!"

Defense

• "Boo-yah!"
• "The worm has turned, gentlemen."

Match start

• "Charge!"
• "Give 'em hell boys!"
• "Last one alive, lock the door!"
• "Forward!"
• "Attaaaaaack!"
• "Hehehyaaa!"

Match win

• "Today is a good day!"
• "You've done me proud, boys!"
• "Every one of you deserves a medal!" (with Emotion)
• "The worm has turned, gentlemen!"
• "Booyaaah!"
• "Whowaaaa!"

Match loss/Sudden death

• "Boooooo..."
• "Each and every one of you has failed."
• "Are you all trying for a section eight?"
• "Which of you numbnuts let us down?"
• "You have dishonored this entire unit!"
• "You are the sorriest excuses for soldiers I have ever seen!"
• "Pain is weakness leaving the body."
• "Down and give me twenty!"
• "Get with the program!"
• "If I have to crack some skulls I will."
• "That was an amazing killing spree....BY THE OTHER TEAM!"
• "You are all dishonorably discharged."

Match draw

• "We've failed, men."
• "I will not tolerate failure on my team!"
• "Awwwww..."

Set on fire

• "Fire, fire, FIRE!"
• "I. Am. On Fire!"
• "The burning, THE BURNING!"

Class-Specific Reponses

After destroying a building

• "Charge!"
• "Forward!"
• "Screamin' Eagles!"

After a kill with the Rocket launcher

• "Ka-Boom!"
• "Boo-yah!"
• "Oh Yeah!"
• "Hooah!"

After a kill with the Shovel

• [Battle Scream]

Unassigned Responses

• "If you know what's good for ya, you will run!"
• "You are scum! You are nothin' but a bunch of cowards!"
• "I am going to enjoy killing each and everyone of you sorry sacks of scum!"
• "You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!"
• "I am going to claw down your very throat and tear out your very soul!"
• "Each and everyone of you are going to be sent home to your mama in a box!"
• "We have you surrounded, at least from this side!"
• "Do not look at me, I did not ask you a question!"
• "Surrender now maggots and you will not be harmed!"
• "The last word out of your sorry mouth will be Sir and it will be loud!"
• "You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit!"
• "You are a maggot hatched from a mutant maggot egg!"
• "I am going to strangle you with your own frilly training bra!"
• "You are all maggots, you scum sucking fruit baskets!"